14 Mar 10 Joke – good bad ugly2

> >> > Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids > >> > Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills > >> > Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them > >> > Good: Your son studies a lot in his room > >> > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. > >> > Ugly: You’re in them > >> > Good: Your husband understands fashion > >> > Bad: He’s a cross-dresser > >> > Ugly: He looks better than you > >> > Good: Your son’s finally maturing > >> > Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door > >> > Ugly: So are you > >> > Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter > >> > Bad: She keeps interrupting > >> > Ugly: With corrections> >> > > >> > Good: Your wife’s not talking to you > >> > Bad: She wants a divorce > >> > Ugly: She’s a lawyer > >> > Good: The postman’s early > >> > Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 > >> > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas> >> > > >> > Good: You’re daughter got a new job > >> > Bad: As a hooker > >> > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients > >> > Way ugly: She makes more money than you do> >> > > >> > Good: You’re son is dating someone new > >> > Bad: It’s another man > >> > Ugly: He’s you’re best friend > >> > Good: You’re wife is pregnant. > >> > Bad: It’s triplets > >> > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago